| Idiom | Meaning | Example |
| I smell where you're stepping |
I understand the direction of your thought, follow me,
get my drift
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"Do you understand?" "Yes, please continue. I smell where you're steppin'"
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| I'll be a monkey's uncle |
I cannot believe it, I must be dreaming
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When Farley won the new car, he said, "I'll be a monkey's uncle!"
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| I'm afraid so |
(See afraid so)
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| icing on the cake |
a bonus, extra benefit, the rest is gravy
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We've sold enough tickets to pay for the trip. This money from the
Elks Club is icing on the cake!
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| idiot lights |
warning lights on the instrument panel of a car
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Kim wants a car with gauges, not idiot lights.
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| if a mussel doesn't open don't eat it |
if you force things to happen you may regret it, leave well enough alone
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If you force a child to talk, you may regret it. As they say, If a mussel doesn't open, don't eat it.
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| if looks could kill |
the look on your face was evil or hateful
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If looks could kill, I'd be dead. Are you mad at me or something?
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| if my memory serves me correctly |
if I can remember well, if I have a good memory
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Your name is Jose - if my memory serves me correctly.
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| if only |
I wish, we wish
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If only we'd phoned before we came. There's nobody home!
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| if that doesn't beat all |
that is the best/biggest/worst I have ever seen
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Fifty people in a phone booth - if that doesn't beat all!
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